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    Default Birthday Facebook response

    Hey guys,

    Today is my birthday. I'm turning 23 . Yeah, an old man, I know . Anyway, people are congratulating me on facebook. The girl from my class I wrote about in threads like eight months ago has sent me the following message:

    "Hey c*nt it's your birthday today man! congratulations! tomorrow you're getting a horny wet lick"

    (lick is freely translated, basically she meant something like a dog's kiss) (c*nt is said a lot to each other among young Dutch and isn't anything special and the horny wet lick part is just a joke - typical for her)

    I long stopped going after this girl, but yet I'd find it fun to get a good response to this to knock her off her socks or something. I feel like playing around.

    So I stand before you, asking your best responses to this message. The messages people send me are set to "private", so others can't see the message.

    Thanks, guys!

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    Default Re: Birthday Facebook response

    bump (((((30 characters)))))))))) ))))))))))))))

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    Default Re: Birthday Facebook response

    Hey Virgil,

    Happy late birthday!

    As long as you're just playin around, what do you think of going ultra direct?

    "Hey Girl, you wouldn't believe it. I was so busy with work on my birthday that I didn't even have time for birthday sex. It's a week late but don't worry. I can still make time for you "

    All my friends play this song for me on my birthday:

    BIRTH-DAY-SEX! BIRTH-DAY-SEX!
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    Default Re: Birthday Facebook response

    Or something about how she waited so long to find an excuse to just get a "wet lick" out of you, you're disappointed, blabla..

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    Default Re: Birthday Facebook response

    Yeah, I posted this really stupid response. Something like "sure. We're going to have a big horny wet lick tomorrow".

    Afterwards I came up with a good birthday sex response.... lol. She had her birthday recently and I don't think she had birthday sex either. It's always afterwards .

    Thanks for the responses, though.


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