So a while back I got into a serious relationship (still in it) so I put my POF profile on hold...by that I mean I changed what everything said since I really wasn't looking to meet anyone. I'm going to copy/paste what I wrote down below, but I logged in to check someone's profile and noticed that I had several messages in my inbox. I just thought that it was funny that my joking profile got so many responses. Feel free to steal whatever you want or do something similar.
I'm antisocial and I don't like to explore the world around me. I don't have much in the way of a sense of humor, but I make up for it by being extremely attached to my mum, she tells me I'm perfect.
I usually like to stay inside and play video games all day, but I'll go out in public with you if you are extremely hot. Also, I prefer women who are smart enough to know about Pokemon, but not much smarter because I get intimidated by brains.
I'm a very accomplished lover and guarantee I'll last at least 47 seconds (less if we aren't using a condom of course).
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention...I'm not writing this profile for myself. I'm my friend who is doing it in secret because the real me wouldn't try something like internet dating but as my friend I think I should get out there and meet a girl with some baggage...or something.
Lastly...I have no neuroses, I have personality quirks and they make me charming.
Good luck with the dating site, when it doesn't work out with the good looking guys I'll be here as a backup plan!
P.S. I don't like bell peppers.
P.P.S. The bell peppers thing is actually true.