So in my matches on pof was this cute girl and her name screamed smokes weed all day. so i was checking out her profile and realized it said she didnt drink or do drugs, which is what gave me the idea for this:
"Hello, my name is my name, and i was wondering. How can you call yourself trippiehippie420 and not admit to smoking down or nothing. Which is the lie lady? I don't even know whether i can trust that your awesome tat and taste in music are even real now"