I am also finding it hard to send funny completely random out of the blue text messages to get a response things like T-mals example:
"Hey Spunky-Pants, need your help! Do bow-ties go okay with a welding mask?"
I mean honestly dude its awesome but what the fuck? a bow tie and a welding mask? I would never think of that!!
Best I can think of is something like:
"Hey Sazzlepuss! I saw a girl walk right into a lampost today! totally reminded me of you!....cut as!......make sure you keep one eye on where you going why your reading this text! ;P"
That took me like 15-20 minutes to think of! I can't seem to get that sharpness and quick witty replies down I really have to think of something to pull out of the blue, unless i do actually see something funny that I can interpret into a text!
Feedback on that would be appreciated - if i know what I am doing wrong I can work to put it right!