hey guys so im new to online dating and joined up with plenty of fish, not getting many replies but i was just putting hi and being boring, after checkin on here i decided to beef my opener up a lil bit haha.. heres what a womens put on her about me: and although i doubt iv got a chance because i dont own a car and am under 25 i thought itd be good practice anyway ..
is a 25 year old woman - Right!... Where's my man?After not having nothing on here for a while, I have realised I am just leaving my inbox open to all sorts!
So, please don't send me a message...
If you consider yourself to be weird in any sort of way
If you have a girlfriend or a wife
If you don't have a job
Don't have a car
Is under 25
If you smoke weed or you are an alcoholic
If you have a dungeon or you are a swinger!
Or if you think I am out of your league (If your thinking it, I probably am!)
And finally if you don't like what I have written! It may sound like I'm being abit stuck up but I can't help what I am attracted to, there's no point in wasting your time or mine.
so anyway .. heres my message to her, im not too bothered about this because i dont expect anything to happen but like i said bit of practice and fun
So im reading your profile .. and it hit me BAM ! .. Sounds like shes looking for me ..
abit about myself, i have a wife, love to get high and go to aa meetings, get the bus alot because im constantly at the jobcenter and i LOVE to swing ... BUT !.. I definitely DONT own a dungeon
well .. alright you got me, i own a dungeon
im jack by the way :P
anything i maybe couldve improved that with .. like i said ima try loads but itd be good to know if i was too full on or whatever , thanks guys