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    Chewbacca is offline PUA in Training
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    Default Trying a funny profile. Suggestions?

    So I was wondering if anyone could help me with my profile and give suggestions. I heard that some people have had a lot of success with funny and or cocky profiles.

    Here it is:

    Not going to sugarcoat anything. I am a jerk. I will refuse to open doors for you and might even trip you from time to time just for a good laugh. Also, I am a mess when it comes to eating and it is like watching a two year old eat. After a date, I will suggest going back to your place but only because I don't want you to know where I live. I refuse to pay on the first date and would make you go to McDonald's to get mcnuggets. I memorized how much mcnuggets cost and the total comes to $7 after tax. Can't wait to hear from the ladies

    Hobbies and interests:
    fighting alligators, picking fights with Chuck Norris, figuring out if Justin bieber is a girl or a boy, kicking dogs, entering through exit only door at stores, running to the couch for exercise, Watching twilight, Wrestling bears


    Probably not the best or funniest but I hope through suggestions it can become better.

    Thanks

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    Tyrone1991 is offline PUA All Star
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    Default Re: Trying a funny profile. Suggestions?

    well i laughed...... in my head. hobbies & intrest wouldn't fase girls, may come across as trying to look cool. To be honest i think your talking about fucking and dating and hooking up way too much in it, say it in a way that makes them think about it abit more, if they dont think about it you havent affected anything in there head, need to hook them in
    Men, we need to value our time more then we value women. This isn't to say women are not valuable. But who are we to believe in something so illogical, as men we should realize that without our time(life), we would not even be able to pursue women, but only our mother who gave us life. Why do we think we should prioritize them over our time(life) unless she is the one who gives me/my children life. Man is Sovereignty.

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    Default Re: Trying a funny profile. Suggestions?

    Thanks I will make changes. What would be some good examples of hooking them in and making them more interested?

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    Default Re: Trying a funny profile. Suggestions?

    Also, what would you suggest keeping and what should be deleted?

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    Default Re: Trying a funny profile. Suggestions?

    I refuse to pay on the first date and would make you go to McDonald's to get mcnuggets.

    If you expect me to pay for the first date, expect to goto mcdonalds
    Men, we need to value our time more then we value women. This isn't to say women are not valuable. But who are we to believe in something so illogical, as men we should realize that without our time(life), we would not even be able to pursue women, but only our mother who gave us life. Why do we think we should prioritize them over our time(life) unless she is the one who gives me/my children life. Man is Sovereignty.


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