I'll make it short..I'm texting with a friend (more of an aquantance) from college:
ME: Sup dorkbutt?? I hope you're not causing too much trouble this summer... ;p
HER: Oh hey *(my name)*!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see you in a few weeks!!
ME: Lol I bet you can't, you owe me the biggest most spectacular welcome back present of all time!!
HER: Yeah I do!!!!!!
I wanna say, "Good, just a tip... I like leather, whips, handcuffs, and lots of chains ;-)"
What do you guys think? I'm obviously joking around but I wanna try and escalate our convo.