Good evening gents,
I'm new to the online game so wanted a faceless opinion on my profile and opener, so here's my profile:
I could list the usual bullsh*t qualities a million other profiles have, such as "laid back", "genuine", "love long walks on the beach" but that would instantly drop me into the circle of people who try too hard to tell women what they want to hear. So instead I'll tell you why I'm awesome!
1) I can cook the sh*t out of any recipe you put in front of me, Even more so if that recipe happens to be a big fat steak on a BBQ.
2) Once I say I'll do something, I HAVE to follow through (regardless of how drunk I might have been at the time) This explains the sky dive and the one time I waxed my legs for comic relief.
3) The above applies for me being told I cant do something too (some might think this makes me stupid, I prefer the term "fearless!!")
and finally for number 4) I neither give or put up with bullsh1t. True story!!! If you ask my opinion, I'll give it, whether or not you like it is up to you (9 times out of ten it works out well, but oversensitivity can be a B**h!)
So there are just few reasons why I am better than most of the average chumps on here with canned profiles who love flowers and musicals and everything else they think women like. If you want a decent conversation with someone who not only knows how to have a good time, but could write a book about that sh1t, drop me a message!
Tried to use tips from here about being unique, and mildly humurous (in my experience cocky sarcasm goes a long way). I'm also trying out a new opener that goes somewhere along the lines of:
If you could live your life as a character from a movie, who would you choose and why?
This leaves me an opportunity to spin some psychobabble bullsh1t about her character.
Anyways, all opinions or pointers are welcome