So I messaged several cute girls on OkCupid using a great opener similar to the "where would you go road trip".
I got a response from a HB8 and she said "no."
I replied "looks like you didn't pay your internet bill because your message got cut off at no."
and she responds hours later with the same "no."
I'm planning to respond with "Hey looks like you paid your internet bill, but are your keyboard keys stuck at the letters N and O?