Got this gils number Friday. Told her I'd text her today. She sh1t tested me hard and I'm stuck. Here's what happened:
ME: Hey you. Yeah YOU! Can you keep a secret?
HER: Hey! And yes I can..
ME: Don't tell anyone but I met a really cute girl the other day. Her name is [girls name] It was a shame she didn't have bigger boobs though.
HER: Sorry I don't measure up, but I'm not really into shallow guys so I don't know what else to say...
Please provide an example of what you think the best response would be!