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    Default "I want you to fark me" - sh1t test?

    Hi all!
    I'm super new to this forum and here's my first post! Hopefully it'll be useful for others too.

    I met a girl roughly 20 days ago. She's the friend of a friend of a friend of mine. Since I had a beachvolley ball in my hand and she was talking a lot about it, I told her: "Put your number here "[handing her my phone]", we can go play beachvolley sometimes". The interaction lasted for less than 10 minutes and then we went our own ways.

    In the following weeks I texted her a couple of time and I asked her if she wanted to join us to play beachvolley. But she had several (seemingly valid) excuses cause she's studying for exams..

    So I stopped texting her until one afternoon where I was kind of horny. I don't know why I wrote that, I though it would have never worked, but I wrote it anyway:

    "Hey HB! Do you want to go for a drink and then we fark? Nothing special.. Just sex. Myname."

    Surprisingly she didn't reply "no, go f yourself!".

    She said: "Mmh...i can not decide...did you just camo out of prison or did some friend stole your phone?"

    So I reply: "No, it's really me; and you might remember my ball and how stunning it looked! And admit it, the previous messages was the most promising one you got today, it got you thinking =)"

    So she replies "complaining" I couldn't find a step between "wanna play beach volley?" and "wanna fark?".. so she suggested we play sexball

    Anyways, I play along and the day after we meet at a bar on a river, we have some cocktails and I escalate quite hard... At a certain point I was talking about boring stuff on purpose while I had my arm around her neck and my hand gently slipped inside her bra, stimulating her nipple with my thumb. She was blown away If you do this, remember to act verbally as if you're not even aware you're doing it. And do NOT look at her boobs! It'll be a secret between you and her and she'll play along.
    We ended up making out a lot (I couldn't resist..) and then we were on the way to my place. But then I think I said something wrong, she freaked out a bit and she went to her place instead of coming with me.

    So a couple of days after I texted her again telling her about how much I miss her smell and that I can still sharply remember it.

    She replies saying that she's quite busy because of the exams but she's free wednesday night and that she still has "an ethical dilemma": should she let me smell her, or not?

    I do not reply and 30 min later:

    "I changed my mind. I want you to fark me and I want it tonight."

    I'm based in europe so it's gonna be night soon here Would need an answer soon!
    Is this a Sh1t Test? What should I reply?! I never had a girl text me something like this!

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    Default Re: "I want you to fark me" - sh1t test?

    you're gonna have to agree in a nonchalant way

    like "sure come over at __, and don't forget the popcorn for our movie"

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    Default Re: "I want you to fark me" - sh1t test?

    Bingo ! Achilles really hit the nail on the head.

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    cortoMaltese is offline Aspiring PUA
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    Default Re: "I want you to fark me" - sh1t test?

    Thx achilies!

    Unfortunately I saw your reply only seconds after I sent my version!

    I think I sent too much bla bla:

    "I don't know if I should be happy about receiving such a message or if I should blame you instead: I was in a meeting, writing some stuff on a whiteboard and I couldn't resist checking who wrote me so I peaked at my phone and I read your message. It instantly got me really HARD.. I had to sit down... And concentrating in the meeting after that was a pain. But I guess I'll forgive you if you'll do the same with me tonight. So let's meet at 10.00pm at ____. I'll fuck you in my bed. But I cannot exclude we won't use the floor.."

    Well anyway it worked, she said she was gonna be there, we went to my place directly and you know the rest of the night


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