So, I'm really good at getting numbers!! I usually go out once a week spend 4 hours chatting girls. I talk to 20 girls, I usually get 10 numbers. I don't have problems with fake numbers or girls not responding!! However, I don't know what I am doing wrong and why girls stop wanting to talk to me after exchanging few SMSES!!
This week, I met a cute girl in Microsoft store. I told her that I like her Microsoft tshirt and asked her how can I get one!! She told me she's not allowed to sell these tshirts.. and she asked for my name, then my phone number. I decided to tease her a little bit. So I pretended that I'm interested and started a new conversation with her friend in the store!! before I left, I looked for her and Introduced myself and gave her my phone number.
She texted me the same day.
Shalom means Hi BTW in Hebrew
Her: Shalom, Cajun!
me: Hh Shalom, who r u. ?
me: that's not funny !! Who r u ?
me: Microsoft Girl. ?
her: Ding ding ding
me: Hhh God I'm really good U confused me bc u started with Shalom !!
her: Haha! That's all I know
me: Well, I'll teach you other words latter. anyway let's cut to chase, I gave you my numbeh bc I think u r cute! And bc I wanna steal ur Microsoft t-shirt !!
her: Lol...really? Why are you so obsessed with our tshirts?! I think they're ugly
me: Hhh Google bought the company that I work for and everyone started to wear google tshirts. I wanna go to work with your tshirt lol I think it's a brilliant idea to drive my boss crazy !!
her: Wow, that's super crazy. Now I get it. I thought you were a Microsoft fan boy...lol
me: Don't get me wrong .. I Love MS but I'm not like crazy !! You can say im more of a fan of MS girl
her: Lol, you're funny!
her: So just wondering, how old are you?
me: Hhh great !!! Here is the important question. When am I going to get you drunk and steal your tshirt?
her: Lol, neverrrrrrr. My tshirt is too small for you
me: I'll lose weight
me: Oooh my age !!! How about we leave that for the 2nd date !!
her: No fair!
me: You know a lot of stuff about me and I know nothing about you . That's not fair ..
her: We know the same amount of information about each other!
me: Oooh cool . So when are you gonna buy me dinner ?
her: When do you want to go to McDonald's?
me: eeeew. Screw that . When I said 'dinner' I meant fancy, romantic date. Candles and sh1t
her: Hahaha. I was only kidding...wow
me: Lol I was kidding also . Anyway let me know when u r fee bc I would love to take you out for a dinner/drink .
her: Alrighty. Well, I'm feeling beat so I'm gonna pass out. Gnite!
me: How's my MS girl doing ?
me: WTF... If u r not interested in a date , u need to hand on my shirt at least
her: Lol what
me: Wtf yoooo .. Where is my McDonald date liar ? I was 2 seconds away from deleting ur number lol and forgetting about the whole getting u drunk and stealing ur tshirt plan !!