Re: DHV fail, what would you have texted back?
Seems to me your ploy was obvious and she wasn't having it. She saw it coming a mile away and is calling your bluff. Next time try to treat it like a story or an addicting tv show.
You: Something crazy just happened
You: Not sure if i should tell you
Her: Ok/Ummm...fine./Tell me!
You: It has to do with_____
Her: Really? Why?/What?/How?
You: Not sure. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to bring it up. Can i trust you?
You can even leave the thread completely. Like a cliffhangar and talk about something else. And its there in the background if you ever want to go back to it.
"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."