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  1. #1
    Swag is offline PUA in Training
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    Default My cocky funny pof profile: what do you think? Be BLUNT!

    Ok so please check it out. I put it in the pof forums and everyone HATES IT. But these are people in their 40s and 50s so I don't really care what they have to say lol. You guys tell me, what do you like what should I change, etc...

    Here it is:

    Now that I already know you have no self control, I guess that I'll have to be in charge of things.

    I am a swim suit model, athlete, playboy and your soon to by ex-boyfriendís worst enemy all bundled up into a perfect brown treat. Mix in some spice, throw me into my finest suit and you got yourself a man your girlfriends will kill for. All the other men in your life were just practice, lol.

    ***FYI, Iíve recently met a few cool people off this site and I still hang out with them today. Even if we might not mesh well to be in a committed relationship, I love making new friends and possibly hooking you up with some of my cool guy friends.***

    Rather than saying what I want in a woman, let me tell you what I donít want.

    -If you spend a good portion of the date talking about where your ex-boyfriend(s) screwed up, please donít tell me. First, I donít care. Second, youíre not ready for me. And if we are going out, your ex-boyfriends will really want you back because Iíll upgrade your status. A red carpet will roll out under your feet and the paparazzi will swarm you every time we go out to eat, lol.

    -I know that you think there are losers on this site that have boring profiles which all read the same. Please don't make this a point of conversation if we meet. Instead, focus on the positives, like how awesome my profile is and what you like about it. Flattery will get you everywhere.

    -Iím not on here looking for a One Night Stand so ladies, I donít appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it is) . Iím also not on here looking to get married (but I wouldnít rule it out, Iím awesome marriage material)

    -I have three older sisters and they made sure I grew up knowing how to treat a lady. I can be very caring and sensitive when you need me to. But if you continually need to be saved from the problems you create in life, Iíll tell you offÖIíll bring you chocolate and fun toys when youíre PMSing but eat the chocolate and play with the toys myself if you go off on me for no reason.

    -I expect someone as attractive as I am. But, if you use your looks and cleavage to get guys to do what you want (and show it off in your FaceBook pics), please donít message me. I like street smarts and a good heart.
    ***FYI, personality will always trump looks in my books. If you are a nice caring person, don't be afraid to message me***

    -A relationship is not just the man doing all of the work while the woman gets cared for. This is not a Disney movie, and I expect you to work. But if we click, I would be the man of your fantasies. Your girlfriends will try to break us apart so they can have a shot with me but I will be all yours. It's okay, we can get them a blow up doll with my face on it.

    -Age doesnít matter to me as much as maturity. However, if youíre 19 and in your first year outside of high school, please do not message me, I donít care how mature you think you are. If I have my doubts, I will check your ID on our first date and call your parents to come pick your ass up.

    -If after we do our thing you tell me that you want to just be friends, thatís cool. But I will hit on your friends and probably date them too. If this bothers you, donít get physical with me or make sure you tell me how you really feel about me after we do. I don't get physical with people unless there is a chance of a relationship forming.

    -If you are high maintenance, please do not message me. However, if you can dress like a guy and play sports before changing to a super hottie, please message me right away!

    -If you are brown, I appreciate full discretion. I will not kiss and tell. My friends know this about me and respect it. Letís face it, our generation has a lot of pressure on being Ďgood.í I expect the same thing in return. Do not expect me to walk into an LCBO or Beer Store holding your hand. If this makes you uncomfortable, please do not message me.

    -Rest assured, I do not control women or manipulate them. I will however influence you in positive ways and probably even in a naughty ones. If you want a nice guy that you don't have to work to get, there are PLENTY of other guys out there for that, just take your pick. They are not nearly as awesome as I am and you will have to work to win me over but I'm so worth it.

    -If you do not like going out and trying new things, we wonít mesh well. I love doing weird things like taking up salsa lessons for a few weeks and then trying to compete. If you are a lazy ass that wants to sleep in every Saturday of her life, please donít message me.

    -Exercise and nutrition are very important to me. I am not a gym guy but I do lift weights, do chin up, sit ups and push-ups almost every morning. If exercising and eating right are only a New Yearís resolution to you, we wonít click. I bulk up for a few weeks and then shed the fat. When I am at 8% body fat, you'll want to take me to the beach to show off to your friends. I charge an arm and a leg for a picture so our trip will be paid for as well.

    -Finally, I work very hard and I am very successful in my career. However, I love doing fun small things, like drop in dance classes, road trips, cottage vacations, swimming and rollerblading on lakeshore. There is nothing sexier to me then a woman who has a few coupons in her purse.


    So if you feel like you fit these criteria, feel free to send me a message. If I feel like we connect, I will ask you for your number and maybe even go on a date. You don't need to know where we are going or what we are going to do. You just need to know what shoes to wear

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    Erotiq is offline Aspiring PUA
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    Default Re: My cocky funny pof profile: what do you think? Be BLUNT!

    Lol this made me smile, but I felt like you over did it - it seemed like you were trying to hard; which is a big no no, at least in my opinion.

  3. #3
    Swag is offline PUA in Training
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    Default Re: My cocky funny pof profile: what do you think? Be BLUNT!

    Lol tell me about it Erotiq. I changed the tone of the whole profile based on what people on POF recommended. Check out the new and improved version:

    Reading this is proof that you have no self control, lol.

    I am a butt model with a waxed chest who pro-thumb wrestlers and is your soon to be ex-boyfriend’s worst enemy all bundled up into a perfect brown treat. Mix in some spice, throw me into my finest suit and you got yourself a man your girlfriends will kill for, lol.

    ***FYI, I’ve recently met a few cool people off this site and I still hang out with them today. Even if we might not mesh well to be in a committed relationship, I love making new friends and possibly hooking you up with some of my cool guy friends.***

    So, what do I want in a girl?

    First, I want a girl who is over her ex-boyfriend(s). Just know that if we are going out, your ex-boyfriends will really want you back because I’ll bring out that best in you. A red carpet will roll out under your feet and the paparazzi will swarm you every time we go out to eat. Yes, we will look that hot together.

    I want a women who focuses on the positive things in life, even when things aren’t going well. If all else fails, you can focus on things like how awesome I am . Flattery will get you everywhere.

    -I’m not on here looking for a One Night Stand so ladies, I don’t appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it is) . I’m also not on here looking to get married (but I wouldn’t rule it out since I would make an awesome husband. FYI, we will be so awesome that MTV will demand we make a reality T.V show about our lives. Only two of our kids will have a spin-off and end up on Celebrity Rehab. 1 will live in our basement but the other 3 will go off to college! (It's ok, I've already started saving for it)

    -I have three older sisters and they made sure I grew up knowing how to treat a lady. I can be very caring and sensitive when you need me to. But if you continually need to be saved from the problems you create in life, I’ll tell you off…I’ll bring you chocolate and fun toys when you’re PMSing but eat the chocolate and play with the toys myself if you go off on me for no reason.

    -I love it when you keep up with your appearances. If you get your hair done often, you may need to beat me with a stick so that I don’t hump your head. But, if you use your looks and cleavage to get guys to do what you want (and show it off in your FaceBook pics), please don’t message me. I like street smarts and a good heart.
    ***FYI, personality will always trump looks in my books. If you are a nice caring person, don't be afraid to message me and expect a warm message back***

    I love it when a woman can look me straight in the eye and tell me how she feels. When there is a clear line of communication, which is what I strive for, I will be the man of your fantasies. Your girlfriends will try to break us apart so they can have a shot with me but I will be all yours. It's okay, we can get them a blow up doll with my face on it.

    Age doesn’t matter to me as much as maturity. However, if you’re 19 and in your first year outside of high school, please do not message me, I don’t care how mature you think you are. If I have my doubts, I will check your ID on our first date and call your parents to come pick your ass up.

    I appreciate full discretion. I will not kiss and tell. My friends know this about me and respect it. Let’s face it, our generation has a lot of pressure on being ‘good.’ I expect the same thing in return. If you are Indian, do not expect me to walk into an LCBO or Beer Store holding your hand. I will be blacklisted and parents will tell their kids horror stories about me. I will end up having to go back to the motherland to find a date...before having to send for the rest of her extended family.

    -Rest assured, I do not control women or manipulate them. I will however influence you in positive ways and probably even in a naughty ones. If you want a nice guy that you don't have to work to get, there are PLENTY of other guys out there for that, just take your pick. They are not nearly as awesome as I am and you will have to work to win me over but I'm so worth it.

    -Exercise and nutrition are very important to me. I am not a gym guy but I do lift weights, do chin up, sit ups and push-ups almost every morning. If exercising and eating right are only a New Year’s resolution to you, we won’t click. I bulk up for a few weeks and then shed the fat. When I am at 8% body fat, you'll want to take me to the beach to show off to your friends. I charge an arm and a leg for a picture so our trip will be paid for as well.

    -Finally, I work very hard and I am very successful in my career. However, I love doing fun small things, like drop in dance classes, road trips, cottage vacations, swimming and rollerblading on lakeshore. There is nothing sexier to me then a woman who has a few coupons in her purse.


    So if you feel like you fit these criteria, feel free to send me a message. If I feel like we connect, I will ask you for your number and maybe even go on a date. You don't need to know where we are going or what we are going to do. You just need to know what shoes to wear

  4. #4
    Swag is offline PUA in Training
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    Default Re: My cocky funny pof profile: what do you think? Be BLUNT!

    Sorry, final POF profile, I promise this is the last one lol.


    I am a butt model with a waxed chest who pro-thumb wrestles and is your soon to be ex-boyfriend’s worst enemy all bundled up into a perfect brown treat. Mix in some spice, throw me into my finest suit and you got yourself a man your girlfriends will kill for, lol.

    ***FYI, I’ve recently met a few cool people off this site and I still hang out with them today. Even if we might not mesh well to be in a committed relationship, I love making new friends and possibly hooking you up with some of my cool guy friends.***


    What I am looking for:
    First, I want a girl who is over her ex-boyfriend(s). Just know that if we are going out, your ex-boyfriends will really want you back because I’ll bring out that best in you. A red carpet will roll out under your feet and the paparazzi will swarm you every time we go out to eat. Yes, we will look that hot together.

    I’m not on here looking for a One Night Stand so ladies, I don’t appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it is). I’m also not on here looking to get married, but I wouldn't rule it out since I would make an awesome husband. FYI, we will be so awesome that MTV will demand we make a reality T.V show about our lives. Only two of our kids will have a spin-off and end up on Celebrity Rehab. 1 will live in our basement but the other 3 will go off to college! (It's ok, I've already started saving for it)

    I appreciate full discretion and will not kiss and tell. My friends know this about me and respect it. Let’s face it, our generation has a lot of pressure on being ‘good.’ I expect the same thing in return. If you are Indian, do not expect me to walk into an LCBO or Beer Store holding your hand. I will go in first and describe the uncles so you can determine if you are related to them or not. Then, you can come in 5 minutes later, grab your wine/cooler(s) and check out without making contact with me. We will walk to the car (which is parked in front of a Dollarama or other inconspicuous store) and drive out like we are headed to the library.

    Exercise and nutrition are very important to me. I am not a gym guy but I do lift weights, do chin up, sit ups and push-ups almost every morning. If exercising and eating right are only a New Year’s resolution to you, we won’t click. I bulk up for a few weeks and then shed the fat. When I am at 8% body fat, you'll want to take me to the beach to show off to your friends. I charge an arm and a leg for a picture so our trip will be paid for as well.

    Finally, I work very hard to make money in my business. However, I love doing fun small things, like drop in dance classes, road trips, cottage vacations, swimming and rollerblading on lakeshore. There is nothing sexier to me then a woman who has a few coupons in her purse.


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