So i decided to try something a lil new yesterday with some of the numbers i closed off okcupid. So far here is the recap from yesterday
# 2 today
hot little bright red haired HB9 with tatoos
me: your bright red is hair farking sweet
HER: Lol thank you (:Sent from the OkCupid app
me: Your welcome it got you 3 points on my totally nectar scale. I can take them away at any time however. So whats your deal are you an internet stalker, basket case , boring as hell, or an axe murdered of any sort?
her: Boring as hell I guess you could say. I just haven't found people worth going out with. I don't drink so I don't go clubbing. I don't sleep around. And I don't smoke.Sent from the OkCupid app
her: I enjoy bowling going to the movies stuff like that. Haven't found anybody with similar interest.Sent from the OkCupid app
ME: Ill kick your ass in bowling.
Under one condition though we have to play with bumpers
Her: I suck at bowling. And I STILL have gutter balls with bumpers Sent from the OkCupid app
ME: Are you required to wear helmets in public environments too?
HEr: No but I'm obligated to kick your ass for that rhetorical question (:Sent from the OkCupid app
ME: OOOOOOhhh we got a fiesty one. I can admire one who wears big girl panties. Whats your number I pay for a text message n so I may as well use it.
her: Who says I wear panties?? 205422xxxx Sent from the OkCupid app
me: hmmm the power of imagination. Luckily I can controll myself
her: I'm just a smart ass reallySent from the OkCupid app
So we have been texting since yesterday mostly me teasing her.
This morning texts
ME: i just read the wierdest article ever (it was about rats taking taurine having higher testosterone and sperm counts)
Her: really is it about a girl running around with a helmet on?
me: no i would just ask you to send me a video
Her: im brave and going without one today thank you.
ME: baby steps remember
Me: what do you for work.
Her: manager at walmart (i lol'ed so hard)
Her: what do you do?
ME:i work on the 787 dreamliner and i am responsible for all the LED lighting. I get to work on huge planes and handle million dollar plane parts. pretty sweet gig im living
her: sounds nifty
ME: so were going to play a game today
ME: but first what color underwear are you wearing?
Me: now we can start
Me: peach what?
Her: thats the color peach
ME: granny pannes, thong, Chastity belt?
Her: boy shorts
ME: so were playing the mission game or kiss, marry kill
ME: were playing both now since your indecisive
ME: Do you want misssion a or b
Me: U have 24 hours to complete.
1. find a picture of a midget in a speedo and send it to me
2. picture of you eating and ice cream sunday
3. two of your best pick up lines
ME: hahah do it. u Scurred
her: i dont get scurred oil boy
About 1 hour later
Her: " im not telling you this to impress you but i am batman"
" your body has more curves than a race car track"
ME: im impressed. only one more to go. I may steal ur batman line and add it my arsenal.
And oil boy? dam you have a dirty mind
Basically the reason i chose to play this game was to see her imagination, where it would lead and so forth. So far she seems receptive and is playing along quite well.