In the morning there was a study in a local tabloid about average penis lengths of Europe. This is a magazine that we both read and have joked about sex adventures of a common friend in that country. She happens to be on a holiday at the country which ranks at the very bottom.
So in the morning I sent her a text. "Morning. You're currently among the smallest dicks of the Europe." I expected to receive some kind of "how so" / "what do you mean, you're not here" / "yeah seems like it" - kinda reply as she's usually cool with this kind of stuff.
Didn't get replied in five hours and then received a text saying she was informed today that she lost her job so she does not want to receive these kind of messages which aren't actually uplifting the atmosphere over there. I do not know what time she got this information.
Now, knowing her I thought she would have found that funny. Therefore my first reaction was that this is a Sh1t Test. But she lost her job. Does this change the dynamics? Normally I want to have a funny response here but now I'm kind of running blank and thinking about no responding at all. But in the meantime I might come off as an asshole as she got very bad news.
Not gonna apologize or anything, but would like to express a bit support here without acting like I did something wrong which is obviously what she is implying here.