I doubt this will work but thought I would give it a try, I'm not very creative so I work with what I have.
I mostly want sex but I'm also looking for someone to have a good time with (friends with benefits)! Other than sex I would love for a women to make me laugh, if you can make me laugh I don't even care what you look like! I'm not an incredibly witty guy but I am very knowledgeable, I enjoy learning about people, cultures, science, basically anything! I enjoy going out, meeting new people and trying new things! Soooooo if I haven't scared you off, send me a message and if you can make me laugh you win a date with a handsome man!!!!
This is who I am and I don't want to lie or manipulate women to get what I want!
OK that's the profile, please be gentle :P