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    Default Isn't THIS some BS??

    Hi guys! Been awhile since I've posted anything. I've been swamped with work and stress and all kinds of crap. But anyway. I have a new profile to share, and it got some pretty good results until an unexpected interruption. To start with here is a C&P of the profile(POF)


    ABOUT ME
    I bet you saw that cute guy in the picture and thought "He looks really sweet!"

    Well I'm not. I'm a hard drinking, hell raising, Godless heathen who smokes a pack a day.

    I'm looking for a married woman. Preferably to a rich husband who would enjoy spending ungodly amounts of money on me in return for spicing up an otherwise dull sex life.

    She has to be model hot, with huge breasts possibly augmented by previously mentioned hubby's cash reserves.

    She should live in a home with at least $750k of recently appraised real estate and a guest house in which I can live in my new employment as Pool Boy.

    I would prefer that she carry a life insurance policy of at least $500k of which I am the sole beneficiary.

    She should drive at least a recent model BMW and provide me with a copy of the keys, which I can borrow for long periods of time while Hubby is away on "business trips" to Vegas with his hot young secretary in tow.

    In return I offer excitement, laughs, and lots of wild abandoned physical delights during secret moonlight trysts.

    If this is the kind of sexy man your loins have been yearning for, then write promptly before your neighbors wife decides to get one of her own.


    First Date We'd meet in a seedy bar, with sawdust and peanut shells strewn across the floor. The bartender will be a 45 year old toothless alcoholic biker chick who has seen her best days and on the end of the bar will be an old man named Joe or Bob.

    We'll drink cheap booze and listen to rotten played out Southern Rock hits from the 70's. Neat huh?
    Okay, within about 5 minutes of posting the new profile I got hit up by a hottie just arrived on POF. We had a wonderful conversation, I had her going the whole time for about 45 minutes of back and forth, until it ended with this:

    I have to end this right now, however. Although this is the most genuine and hilarious conversation I've had since I've joined pof (2 hrs ago), I have been approached by the biggest bubba I think I've ever seen. I have so much empathy I my heart, that after seeing this man with all of his prison tats, he is is in more dire need of a fair maiden than ye, so, I must bid you adieu

    Seriously?? The "most genuine and hillarious conversation I've had since I've joined POF" and she turns her nose up at it for some big oaf with prison tats?

    Sometimes I wonder what goes through a woman's mind. Oh well I bet if I remessage her in 30 days she'll be over him. lol

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    Default Re: Isn't THIS some BS??

    Hahaha dude it sounds like she was playing you from the beginning, thats funny tho, sorry to laugh at your expense haha
    If i get a guy some a$$, he gets it for a day; if i teach him how to get it for himself, he's tappin forever

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    Default Re: Isn't THIS some BS??

    Yes she's obviously joking about the prison tats. Also she really only suggested she was ending the conversation...not ending with you in whole. Make sure you try show her another side of you.

    Your profile is however genuinely funny, well done...but remember women are not looking for a comedian, they are mostly looking for a smart handsome interesting guy so you must understand ultimately where a profile like that will lead you.

    I have a close friend who for years would go around parties and make girls laugh. He was kinda like Kramer from Seinfeld. Girls would indeed laugh at him and he would then read that as a signal they liked him worthy of dating. While he had the confidence to approach and be a unique individual many women ultimately only saw him as entertainment and would not see him in any serious way beyond that. He invested all his time into humor but not into arranging dates and actually sleeping with girls via his virtues.

    So your profile is truly funny but it's also slightly risky. Your girl said she had the best conversation so far (after 2 hours) thats all well and good but what you want is a girl who will invest in actually meeting you in person. Sure they want to meet a funny guy but they want the stable positive virtues of a person 1st and foremost. Whilst it's risky you do also however have some potential to start talking with a girl you might not otherwise ...so you have to weigh that up.

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    Default Re: Isn't THIS some BS??

    Quote Originally Posted by whitedragon View Post
    Yes she's obviously joking about the prison tats. Also she really only suggested she was ending the conversation...not ending with you in whole. Make sure you try show her another side of you.

    Your profile is however genuinely funny, well done...but remember women are not looking for a comedian, they are mostly looking for a smart handsome interesting guy so you must understand ultimately where a profile like that will lead you.

    I have a close friend who for years would go around parties and make girls laugh. He was kinda like Kramer from Seinfeld. Girls would indeed laugh at him and he would then read that as a signal they liked him worthy of dating. While he had the confidence to approach and be a unique individual many women ultimately only saw him as entertainment and would not see him in any serious way beyond that. He invested all his time into humor but not into arranging dates and actually sleeping with girls via his virtues.

    So your profile is truly funny but it's also slightly risky. Your girl said she had the best conversation so far (after 2 hours) thats all well and good but what you want is a girl who will invest in actually meeting you in person. Sure they want to meet a funny guy but they want the stable positive virtues of a person 1st and foremost. Whilst it's risky you do also however have some potential to start talking with a girl you might not otherwise ...so you have to weigh that up.
    This profile is actually a rehash of the very first profile I used 3 years ago when I first started on POF. It has worked well for me but then you know your profile seems to go stale after awhile and responses drop off.

    I thought I'd give it retry. That was the first and only convo so far from the profile. I'm upset that POF stopped logging the entire conversations and now limits it down to 4 or 5 responses. I was intending to show the entire conversation. I'll remember it for future interactions. But it really did have some tight game. I was busting on her in the most hillarious ways.

    I accused her of having an entourage of desperate men chasing her around putting her on a pedastal, offering her jewles cash and rewards, etc. Then turned around and told her the best she'd get out of me was cab fare to get home. She joked about being rich and having a Ferrari, etc.. it was fun. Most convos are so typically boring.

    So what is you opinion on continuing? Wait a day or two and try to reengage and see what happens? That is my instinct.

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    Default Re: Isn't THIS some BS??

    Quote Originally Posted by SiliconMagician View Post
    So what is you opinion on continuing? Wait a day or two and try to reengage and see what happens? That is my instinct.
    Yes and perhaps shift the conversation into other realms to keep her on her toes. You've done humor...maybe try deep philosphy or something that goes full circle and shows you have a happy outlook on life as your initial buzz but you are also grounded.

    I suppose it comes down to whether you want funny interesting online conversations or you want to meet people in real life and get some action happening. That again comes down to calibration. There are plenty of medicore girls I will continue chatting with and sometimes I never even meet up...they are just fun people and I love their conversation. I keep them as that. But when its a great looking smart girl I want to be secure and not take uneccessary risks. Like I said before with my friend as an example, just because girls dig your humor and have a great funny conversation does not mean they will see you as a potential partner. In addition to humor you have to have some deep emotional and compatibility connections happening and the obvious physical attraction.

    If you continue to use outrageous humor I would at least try subtly recognise what virtues you are seeding along with it. Make it intelligent humor with a goal beyond laughs to make her super keen to meet up. Otherwise she will use you as entertainment whilst waiting to meet someone more serious.


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