So here's my OKCupid profile. I tried to make it unique by making it funny. I've received numerous messages from girls who says it's funny. Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to these girls. The girls I do find attractive usually don't initiate a message with me. A lot of the messages I've sent out don't usually get a reply. But without further ado here is my profile:
This part of the question feels like the objective of a resume. So here it is: To meet new people and make new friends. If something more were to come from it, then beautiful. If not, we can't have too many friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Pursuing happiness and sharing it.
Trying to be a better person even when things don't go accordingly.
Always looking for the silver lining.
When I was in high school, my teacher asked me what I wanted to be. 'Will you be a doctor? Will you be an accountant?' Here's what I said to her, 'Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be. The future is not ours to see. Que sera sera. What will be, will be."
I’m really good at
...being me. I like to think we're all good at this. Well, I mean me being me and you being you.
...dancing in front of the mirror. I think the guy on the other side of the mirror must really be impressed by my skills. I always catch him copying my every move.
...this game at the coin operated car wash where you put in a dollar and you get four quarters. I win every time! I can teach you how to play.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tend to point out how white my teeth are. I grew them myself. *flashes pearly whites*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite movie? Thank you for smoking. The wittiest and funniest movie in my book.
Favourite music? The type of music that makes you want to bust a move like Elaine on Seinfeld.
I'll try everything at least once. Twice if I mess it up the first time.
The six things I could never do without
- I'd write family and friends here like everyone does, but they are not things.
- Food, water and a volleyball named Wilson (Brownie points goes to you if you know the reference)
- My air guitar
- My DVD rewinder. I'm saving up for the Bluray rewinder.
- A twisted sense of humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...you because you're amazing just the way you are.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting jiggy wit' it. I'm not sure what this means but that's what everyone does on a Friday night, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm naked underneath my clothes.
My credit card number is 1234 4567 8910 1112.