So ive been messaging this HB8 on pof and it has been going well but im stuck with her last message, not sure if is a Sh1t Test, im new to the whole pua thing aswell.
i opened with the bank robber opener.
Me: Ninja skills, bomb defusal, You could be useful, im about to go rob a bank, you want in?
Her: depends, whats your plan?
Me: Ah straight to the point i like it, well ill do most of the work i need you to distract the cops, then when i come out ill take you as a hostage, im thinking they probably won't want to shoot you will be way to much paperwork.
Her: hmmm that seems quite flawless, so im in on the plan but i pretend to be an innocent witness that you have captured for your escape?! and then we can fake our deaths and move to the caribbean, buy an island with our takings and live then rest of our lives splashing cash and looking for buried treasure
Me: I thaught so too, and you got it, so your acting skills must be up to scratch, it has to be believable, its the main part of the plan, and fake our deaths i like that. caribbean sounds good, and i have always fancied my own island. I suppose we could even break the bank a little to keep an igloo frozen for Tommy the penguin. BUT and there is a big but, would we really have to live in the pineapple under the sea?
Her: I should have you know i am a fully trained actor, i picked up my exam results only a few hours ago we would definitely have to have an igloo for Tommy, that is a must and we may be able to make an exception with regards to the pineapple but there will be consequences!
Me: O well im counting on you to put in the performance of your life. Im thinking though Tommy may need a friend dont want him to be lonely,so we will have to have an igloo castle, Hum what are these consequences, i may have to fold and let you have the pineapple
Her: i can not disclose the consequences due to the data protection act 1998 sorry
Not sure where to go with that last message or if she trying to sh1t test me like i said im new to all this so any advice would be great