Here's my profile its still a bit of a mess and I've taken little bits of inspiration from all over place. I feel its probably too negative though. Any help would be cool.
Headline: Don't read this... you were warned!
Well seeing as how you've already ignored my warning I know your slightly naughty and disobedient, I like that .
Im a laid back guy with a love of movies that sometimes borders on the obsessive. I like most films really but anything with will ferrel or steve carell in are usually amazing. Oh and if you haven't seen it, watch The Shawkshank Redemption...amazing .
I have or intend to read 50 Shades of Gray... not just because I want to justify my opinion that its probably going to be as crap, if not more so than Twilight, though this will likely be my conclusion. And I'm not going to read it on the train in front of a collection of rightfully disturbed commuters.
At work, I build time machines, cure cancer, solve world poverty.... and make the tea, we all have our slow days.
A few words of caution
Fake tan... girls contrary to popular belief most men don't want to date a tangerine that smells like cat vomit. Apply in moderation if you must...
Harry Potter... I fail to see the appeal of a specy tw*t on a broomstick, if you regard Daniel Radcliff as "the greatest actor of all time" we may not get on, or if you do insist on liking like him its perfectly acceptable for you to lie to me and simply agree that he is a overpaid oxygen waster with the acting capability of a retarded monkey.