*WARNING: INCOMING SHORT-NOVEL READING ASSIGNMENT*
I have 2 jobs I enjoy, a side business I pursue at leisure, attend university part-time, and attend the gym as a regular part of my lifestyle. Busy, busy - but still have enough time to write amazing profiles and enjoy an evening out on weekends here and there. I'm close to, and enjoy cozy surroundings with, friends and family. Bonfires, living rooms, patios, parks, I enjoy visiting and hosting both. I make a mean cappuccino, and you should see my breakfasts
I appear reserved in person at first, but not because I'm shy. Just until I know you're not crazy. I will also avoid making sudden movements and try never to break eye contact or run from a predator. I don't drink a lot and know my limits, which also helps me keep my reflexes sharp :P
In relationships (and life in general) I do what I say, keep my promises and pay my bills. I enjoy a good laugh, prefer comedy and action movies, dislike horror/thriller movies, and will listen to any music besides country and hard metal style music where lyrics and instruments are both distorted (ok maybe a little bit).
With all respect truly intended, I'm not interested in women who have wedding or baby fever. You do what you need to do, but I'm looking for love first without the ticking clock for pressure. I'm not a sperm donor or a future alimony cheque, and I'm not interested in a short-lived relationship. Mutual reciprocity, teamwork, and respect are absolute musts. If we can't get along, we won't last long. But if I still think you're beautiful when you're angry we may just have something! I'm a gentle soul and wish the best for everyone, but I have my own goals and dreams too.
I don't live with my parents but I love them. I work in a professional environment but also enjoy getting my hands dirty. I'm good with my hands, my brain, and am always willing to lend a hand if I can spare. As the Red-Green show's mantra once said, "If they can't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" and I do what I can either way.
Here's the deal: I don't know the woman of my dreams. I don't think I've met her yet. So play a game with me. If you win, you might be cool enough to handle alllll this
If you're cool enough to play along at least we might become friends! Here are the rules:
1. 4 emails or less. (No pen-pals please)
2. Collect 100 points including conversation and the bonus round below
3. Time Limit of 30 days from first contact
3. Have some pizzaz, and fun
Your prize: A NEW CAR!!! haha not really, but I'll buy your first drink or a starbucks or a booster juice, or whatever.
If you own at least one pair of yoga pants, PLUS 1 POINT!(each pair)
If you have a fancy career, education, or income PLUS 3 POINTS (combined maximum total)
If you think they should bring back thundercats PLUS 7 POINTS!!
If you enjoy cuddling without cutting off a guy's circulation PLUS 19 POINTS!!
If you're independent and capable PLUS 25 POINTS!!
Be sure to itemize these, but don't worry too much. These are not requirements, just bonus points. The rest will come for the lady who wants to show me there's something behind that pretty smile and makeup.
I am not a man who chases or harasses. no equals no equals no, whether you mean it or not. I am on my life's path and you are welcome to join in if you care, challenge me if you dare, and contribute if you want to share. May the odds be ever in your favor. AND WHATEVER YOU DO, HAVE FUN AND A GOOD DAY... AND MAYBE A VINO.