Hey guys, this is my first post so lets make it a good one. I have been talking to this HB8 on Match for a few days. she is interested in going on a date but I ran into a Sh1t Test that I could use your help with. All my interactions are listed below. feel free to criticise/ give me some tips
Me: BOO happy Halloween :P
Her: You're a day early! Lol Happy Halloween eve!
Me: I mean if you want to get technical, then fine lol. I'm just trying to get you excited for halloween
Her: Oh I got technical lol. doing anything for Halloween?
Me: Actually I'm not sure what I'm doing for Halloween, depends on how many of my friends and co-workers go out. What are you doing for Halloween?
Her: Well what are you going to be? And I don't know if I'm doing anything yet lol
Me: I have 2 costumes actually. The first one I am a S.W.A.T. team member, the other is where I dress up as Rick from the walking dead. I wore that out Saturday and people thought I was the guy from Brokeback Mountain...
I bet you had better success than I did with your costume. What were you?
P.s. its Halloween. You should do something and live a little
Her: Not sure that's the best thing to be mistaken for... just saying.. lol
I don't even have a costume... isn't that sad? lol I can't remember the last time I had a costume.
Maybe I'll watch a scary movie or something... I know... I'm wild lol
Me: thanks for the tip, I will try not to be mistaken for a gay cowboy anymore lol.
no costume? what happened, are you like the Grinch that stole Halloween
I can’t say anything about not going out because I will be in tonight too. most likely watching American horror story tonight
Her: I mean I guess there could be worse things to be mistaken for... but a gay cowboy has got to be close to the top. Well you know I thought about dressing up for myself... but then I didn't think staying home dressed in a costume would be very comfortable lol. I'm going to watch hocus pocus... gotta stick to something that won't freak me out since I'll be watching it alone ha
Me: hocus pocus? I remember that, you sure you won’t get scared watching that alone? I dont know you sound like an easy scare
make sure to watch it with the lights on
Her: Like watching it with the lights off is an option? lol Don't judge me lol. how's your movie/show or whatever it is?
Me: Hey, you have been judging me for a while now, let me have my moment
My show starts at 11 so I will have to let you know later. I mean if you get too scared I'll still be up to tell you there is no boogey monster so your ok.
Her: Me judge? Never. That's ridiculous.
Its not the boogey monster I'm worried about lol
Me: Your right, you don't judge your just an angel I'm sure lol.
If its not the boogey monster than what are you afraid of? The dark? Children's horror films?
Her: Of course I'm angel.. I'm not sure why there was a hint of sarcasm in that statement lol
Oh it's not the children horror films... its the adult horror films... hint why the children ones are on
See I got it all planned out! Lol
Me: Me? sarcastic? watch your accusations there "angel"
the adult horror films are the fun ones! If you havent seen a good one than you haven't lived, but you might have to sleep with the lights on for like...a week.
I dont think you have a good plan
Her: This angel has just picked up a theme... that is all
Oh I've watched real horror films... I just choose to not watch them alone and especially at night alone lol
My plan worked like a charm... got to watch a Halloween movie AND didn't get freaked out = awesome plan
Me: I think this "angel" has a little devil on her shoulder. Maybe you can be a big girl and go see a real scary movie in theaters with me. Personally I think you might get too freaked out and embarrass me, you think you can handle that?
Her: Psh I can handle that... but I'll warn you I like to watch my scary movies through my fingers lol
Me: haha ok then prepare yourself...because we are going to paranormal activity 4! Hows this Saturday work?
oh and I'm gonna make you watch it even if I have to hold down your fingers. that won’t fly with me lol
Her: I've seen all the other paranormal activity movies. I can def handle this
But I can't Saturday... I have the georgia game that afternoon and then I'm hanging out with a friend afterwards. Still watching it through my fingers...
Me: talking a big game now, hope you can back it up! how about Sunday, if that still doesnt work then this obviously just wasn't meant to be
I will still be there to hold you hands down, your not getting away with that when I'm there
Her: Maybe sunday... I'm supposed to spend the day with my family
But I'd like to see the movie with you at some point
Me: haha ok maybe Sunday, maybe neek week...or maybe that devil on your should likes sending me on a wild goose chase to avoid getting scared
til then "maybe" we should exchange numbers.
Her: Thought you liked wild goose chases.. whoops
Maybe we should... maybe we shouldn't
Isn't this fun lol
****What should I do****