Re: sick and tired of waiting
Here's one way I did it
Me: oh shit I remember you. You stole my funnions
Her: i dont like funnions
Me: what. a loser everyone does
Me: took your breath awayyyyyy tun tun! Tun tun.....TUN TUN!
Her: not funny
Me: it was in my head. Thats all that matters
Her: i just decided to be a straight up creeper and read your profile. I laughed like once! Btw dont hijack a pirate ship the only cool thing out of it is the eye patch
Me: Creep away!
Her: hahaha you seem like a fantastic guy. Wanna meet my parents?
Me: will the pet my invisible puma?
Her: yes if you hold them at gun point
Me: only if you wear something kinky. Rules of the game. Cant bend them
Her: hmmm. Ill go buy angel wings put on underwear anda bra and bam Im an angel
Me: doubt you can pull that shit off
Her: i was thinking the same thing
Me: try harder!
Her: can i be a teletubby?
Me: do they sell thongs that big?
Me: deal. We can rule this stupid town
Her: fuck yeah!
Me: im waiting btw
Her: for what?!
Me: for you to offer/ask for my number
Me: texted you
Thats one way to get them. Sometimes I get them faster. I just go in with the who cares mentality i guess.
To my bros who served with me.
"When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.”