I am fairly new to the game but Ive been texting this girl for about a week now and I asked her if she had a fb today. After she added me I told her:
me: Im getting an alert right now that says im being stalked so you might want to stop
her: stop what? what makes you think id want to stalk you lol
We are always playing around with each other so Im pretty sure shes just messing with me but I just cant think of something witty to reply.