So i'm looking for feedback on my okcupid profile. i'm not married to any of it, and i've been working on it for a while so it's getting harder for me to be objective about it. i've had the dirty jokes part up for a long time and i get lots of messages with dirty jokes, but never from hot girls.
Anyways, feedback would be much appreciated
Congratulations! you found me, but your work has only just begun. To unlock the mysterious splendor that is hanging out with me you'll need to complete a series of tasks each more difficult than the last. You'll need every ounce of your wits, fitness, and bravery if you want to succeed. The challenge is daunting, but the prize is great. Do you have what it takes?
Minimum requirements to compete:
You must be able to
1. Hold your liquor
2. Tell a dirty joke
3. Laugh at yourself
What I'm doing with my life
I'm really good at
The first thing people notice about me
how would I know?
Books, Movies, etc.
Bonus points awarded for being able to talk about any of the following
Calvin and Hobbes/Henry Miller/Chuck Palahniuk
The Big Lebowski/Pulp Fiction
The Simpsons/The Wire/Boardwalk Empire/Breaking Bad
Jazz (DOUBLE POINTS!)/Funk/Rock/Reggae
Haydees/Pearl Dive/Black Salt
Six things i could never live without
in no particular order music, ice cream, fantasy football, Olivia Wilde, air conditioning, and chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ranking girls accents in order of sexiness
On a typical friday night i am
not in my apartment
the most private thing i'm willing to admit
i have a profile on okcupid
you should message me if
you know a good dirty joke