People often ask about witty and flirty conversations so I thought I would post one of my better attempts as an example... bear with me its long... but that's my style. I works well because I reward her in places and playfully tease in others... its all about push and pull!!!
credit to T-mal for a lot here!
HB9 (yes she opened)
I thought I'd read some dull profiles to put me to sleep and then I stumbled on yours which was quite funny and well written. The shock woke me straight up!!
I ran and power walked about 5 miles today. Did debate mentioning the 'walking' bit. I'm already starting to hurt! Are you a runner then with all your endorphin chat?(its in my profile) I got back at 9 though so shouldn't I be tired now? Think it's watching the new Peep Show on catch up has got me all excited.
That's cool about the Rolling Stones! (again profile) I didn't know they were playing. Have I been living under a rock? I'm going to see Frank Turner on Wednesday. My friends invited me and I can't say I know him so going to have a marathon iTunes download tomorrow.
I love how there's a subtle implication there that you were expecting my profile to be boring! You definitely are a bit cheeky and I reckon the nickname miss sassy pants would suit you down to the ground!
Well if sarcasm is the lowest form of wit then I'm bordering on retarded... seriously its about 80% of my personality : )
I know but you put "power" in front of it and everyone knows that makes it legitimate exercise ; ). Yup my brother is the gym nut, he runs marathons for fun so occasionally when my senses leave me I join him on one of his death marches. I normally run about 5 miles 3 times a week. You know you love the endorphin chat : ) and yes you really should be tired now... drink coffee, have a red bull, put on loud music... that'll help trust me.
Yeah i reckon its the last time they'll ever play Jagger is pushing 70 now. They were awesome though. Can't say I've heard of Frank Turner though that could be purely because I've been sheltering beneath a similar rock-based shelter as yourself. x
I did think I'd just read your message and then reply in the morning as my endorphins are starting to settle down but it made me laugh in a few places so I felt obliged to reply immediately. If for no other reason that to congratulate you. Miss Sassy Pants is not usually so easily entertained when it comes to POF messages. It's also after midnight and a dangerous time for a girl to be on POF. After this point the messages become smutty and even more so the pictures attached. I'm risking a lot not to leave you hanging
I happen to have a very witty and intelligent form of banter so your retardness better not rub off on me
I know! The difference 'power' makes ha. Same principle for 'power ballards' and erm....? Honestly though I was walking very quickly. I lapped a couple walking back from the tube.
Thanks for the tips. I'll bear those in mind, somewhere between having an ice bath and snorting pro plus.
So you witnessed a little bit of history then?! I think Mr Drama Queen suites you quite well. Shame we didn't meet sooner, hiding under our rocks x
Well I feel so flattered to be deemed worthy of such a swift response ; ). But I do appreciate the serious risk of staying online past midnight! Its when the penis pictures come out to play! A 45 year old woman just sent a picture of her vagina to me... first message, no restraint... just hi...Bam! angry vagina picture and she closed with "what do you think"... I think she has a fucking screw loose that's what! (THIS IS A GREAT dhv BTW, it works all the time!)
Well the fact that you just used the word 'banter' seems to suggest that you have the intellectual wit of sunday league football team following post match drinks... if anything my retardedness could be a step up ; ).
Well if you lapped some pensioners that definitely counts as exercise! Snorting pro plus is an excellent idea clearly we must have read the same mens fitness article.
Yeah been there done that got the elaborately priced T-shirt of questionable quality. I am not a Drama Queen! (intentionally ironic). I never said I was hiding, I prefer to think of it as living a sheltered life...
Hmm so you seem normal, and this is usually the part when I become very witty and say something dazzling that normally results in me getting your number... but I'm a little tired and it would be foolish to attempt such a risky procedure without bringing my A-game.
AND I think there's one burning question that needs answering before I think about handing over my digits... Night x
(I do this often now, esp if its late... tease at the idea of getting her number then say you won't ask fot it then DHV by making your digits seem more important with the last section... its my variation on T-Mals Number Close)
I would have used capitals 'I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN'. Would have been more impactful if you were going for irony. Just a little bit of helpful advice.
Let's take a moment to appreciate that you wrote about 'angry vagina pictures' in your 3rd message to me. You're a smooth operator I'll give you that!
Omg the answer's YES. You can FedEx the ring
Right I'm exhausted after all my exercise so will finish this message tomorrow. Thought I'd just comment on the main points of interest x
obv I'm going to leave her to reply now...
I like this girl she has a bit of spunk in her AND she is the only girl thus far that has come up with a clever response to T-Mal's number close for me. I figure it leaves great role play potential, though and I'll still get the number close in with something like "You want marriage? well you best phone me to arrange a date and venue! what's your number? I'm thinking a June wedding, the theme can be cheap and cheerful...and you're paying"
ITS ALL ABOUT THE PUSH AND PULL!!!!!!