Well the title says it all... Here's mine
Listen (insert name), its been real fun and all but after 5 years together I feel our relationship has gotten more depressing than giraffe pussy. So I'm afraid this is it. U and I r thru!
O btw. Listening to u sing justin timberlake off key while I sit there and act like I don't wanna blow my brains out got old too
I'm coming by tomorrow for my cd's
O, and the kids r all urs babe, so good luck with them!
This is off topic but to get a good perspective on what not to do / say online create a fake pof profile of a girl and see how many guys hit on u and how generic they all seem. Check out their profiles too. Then come up w some shit so out there shell have to notice. Keep ur game solid and open several girls a day, and expect about 1 new number a day, sometimes more.
Now its ur turn to post something