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    batsy is offline PUA in Training
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    Default I need some good comebacks to sh1t tests

    I've been getting lately a lot of sh1t tests. Yesterday I got the whole package and didn't figure out anything good to turn it over. I ignored all of these and didn't get phased in any way so no problem there.

    HB in question is 4 months deep, non-exclusive, very self-confident and broke up with her ex a bit before when I started seeing her. At this time I'm in a pub with my friend and her.

    - She has a birthday coming up and she is organizing a big party and guys get invited only to the rented space in the evening while girls meet up earlier. The main event is only for the girls but later on I can invite all of my avecs. And laughs to the idea of having many men as avecs.

    - Talking about a cottage of my friend (who is present) where we have already visited. He's talking about doing some winter stuff outside there and she goes I can wait for you inside and make you bean soup if you call me 3 hours before you come back. Lol she is talking to my friend who I set up with her friend before.

    - In the same place: I like uncertainty in my life when talking about dating in general.

    This is just a few of the whole deal but for these I couldn't really come up with anything sarky. She's playing these a lot some I'd like ideas what to respond to these.

    Due to this I've been running sh1t tests of my own to her and actually realized that her method is simply just to ignore me like she never even heard me. And she's very good at it.

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    Default Re: I need some good comebacks to sh1t tests

    My default sh1t test response is to address it like argumentation:

    "ad homenem" - neg her or flip the sh1t test back on her

    or (my favorite)

    "riductio ad absurdum" - take her sh1t test up a notch to the point it becomes absurd
    HB: "You look gay"
    PUA: "Well obviously I'm trying to attract men, no move along princess before your estrogen repels all the fellas I'd like to bone - oh look, it's happening already, see, that guy doesn't want to come anywhere near here..." *points to AFC across the room who has been eyeing her all night, then stack to trying to hook her up with some random douche
    DTF HB's omw 2 LTR

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    Default Re: I need some good comebacks to sh1t tests

    My boy Autismus hit the nail on the head on this one. I'd just like to add that she seems like the overly flirtatious, knows she's sexy type. The fact that you're getting these shit tests are because i feel that she knows that she's very important to you than you are to her. so she's just messing with you. you gotta lay back, acquire the same dismissive attitude to her snarky comments or do the reframing that Autismus suggested. Don't leak emotionally and show that her bullshit is eroding your self esteem and confidence. Besides, how can you protect her from the world, if you can't even protect yourself from her small annoying comments?
    c'mon buddy, you're better than that.
    Az


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