been Text gamin a shawty for the past couple days and naturally, i brought sex up. i told her i would ask for dirty pics but i know she aint freaky. she told me 'you dont know me jk lol' and we started talking bout the dirty.
me: i imagined you would be into love makin. like candles n rose petals n Jon Mayer.
Shawty: no i like rougher stuff
m: like what?
s: hm this is getting personal.
Here's where the magic happened. I'm all about being up front like 'hey come s this d' but you gotta cater your game to certain women from time to time. it was either be a d1ck and call her out, or this-
me: not a bad thing. we're friends, adults and sexual people. i never like the whole societal 'we're not supposed to talk about sex' stigma. it's fascinating to hear how other people interpret it. i'm not trying to fark you, i'm interested in this aspect of your personality. if you're uncomfortable, i won't bring it up again. you're cool enough for me to respect that.
HOLY BALLZ HOW THE TABLES TURNED!
immediately we started talkin bout our bang preferences. went on for bout 3 hours and homegirl is wayyyy more open now.
sometimes getting on a soap box and shouting your opinions is beneficial.
to my d1ck.