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    Default Help me out with a POF profile

    Hey guys! So I'm trying to create a POF profile (will work on an OkC one later) and I've never really done this before. I'd really like some honest feedback on what I have so far.

    I'm kind of struggling with the headline, but at this point I don't think it's terrible. Let me know what you think:

    Quote Originally Posted by Headline: “You should probably turn and run...”
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    Seriously, you’d have to be crazy to click on any of these profiles. For all you know I’m a genetically engineered lab rat whose sole purpose in life is to toy with the fragile human ego. However, if you insist on reading further...

    I relocated to NYC a year-and-a-half ago to pursue my dream of ushering naive tourists from Times Square into second rate comedy shows for a modest commission. Unfortunately the market was saturated, so I settled on attending grad school—some dreams just aren’t meant to be.

    I enjoy the finer aspects of life, such as properly aged whiskey, freshly glazed mountains begging to be shredded, and the beads of condensation that form on a chilled beer while sprawled out on a tropical beach.

    My basic philosophy is that life is too short to drive a slow car, there are too many choices to settle for second best, and winter nights are too cold to spend alone. With this in mind, I live each day with the express intent of broadening my range of experiences and typically only surround myself with people who have something unique to offer.

    Don’t message me if you can’t laugh at yourself, your idea of fun is stealing from the poor to feed the rich (honestly, this is only acceptable when I do it), or if you are a one-legged octopus with an eye patch masquerading as a enlightened woman (If you’re an octopus I will figure you out, I mean it. Come on, what kind of demented octopus has one leg anyways?).

    Interests
    Anything involving high speeds, Laughing at nothing just to see how others react, Exercising, Reminiscing about days of yore, and Generally making light of the daily drudgery most people call life

    First Date
    Simple and not too extravagant. Perhaps a day trip to Paris for some mousse au chocolat and a stroll down the Avenue des Champs-Élysées, or if we’re running short on time I’d settle for crocodile wrestling.
    Ok, so now for feedback. Please be brutally honest!

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    Default Re: Help me out with a POF profile

    And....back to the top of the page.

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    Default Re: Help me out with a POF profile

    Time for some help with this guys.

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    Default Re: Help me out with a POF profile

    Ok, seriously guys, is no one going to help me with this?

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    Default Re: Help me out with a POF profile

    You sound way too serious bro!

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    Default Re: Help me out with a POF profile

    Quote Originally Posted by StressDaddy View Post
    You sound way too serious bro!
    Really? You think it sounds too serious?

    The content is complete bullshit, so is the writing style?


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