Met this girl in the club on saturday. We had a good chemistry, I was in stated introduced myself as a full time male Stripper (later on I told her the truth lol) and made plans about getting married to her. LAter on isolated her from her depressed friend, danced, got physical but couldnt pull her because her friend was gonna stay at hers.
Me: Hey its californication aka the male stripper
Her: (2 days later) Hi stripper!!
Me: (8 hours later) How is your day going my potential wife?
Her: (45 min later) )) very good, busy day, what about yours?
Me: (1 hour later): Just came back from work, getting ready for a friend's party
Me; (1 min later): I thought you weren't working so how come you have a busy day, shopping?
Her: (1min later) Well you are clever, but there is some other things I could do or look after
Me: (1 min later) Such as?
Her: (1min later) You never think I could possibly have a baby?
Me: (1 min later) Now I understand why you have a big ass :P
Her: (1 min later) ))))
Her: (2 min later) Now you stopped being funny... (fark I didn't see this text at the beginning (( )
Me: (2 min later) Oh don't worry about your ass, as a male stripper I know some great exercises. We can do them together and you will have a great shape lol
Her: (1 min later) You should be more worried about your ass. I am happy with mine
She is still playful here so I thought I could carry on
Me: (1 min later) Ohh you have already checked out my ass then. Well thats hot :P
Her: (1min later) Don't think so... enjoy your party
Well she suddenly took things serious and cut the convo. I didn't text anything afterwards as her Bitch Shield would be on so even if I text the best line ever, it wouldn't be efficient (I guess). I am just waiting for her to calm down. Will give a day break and probably call her on thursday. Alternatively I can text her something like;
"Wauww I met 3 Czech people at the party yeaterday. We had a drinking competition and I can say that they can DRINK a lot lol"
And from here if she bites I can challenge her to have a drinking competition with me etc..
Thoughts about my reengagement text?