Me: Hey janice joplin, it's ______ from last night put my number in yo phone!
Her: Hii lol what's your last name so I can put it in my phone
Me: ______, I have you saved as kelly P so you gotta give me yours now too
Her: Lol _______ __________
Me: I feel honored to know your name
Her: Why's that
Me: ____son translates into son of _______ in olde English, ROYALTY
Me: Mind blown right
Her: I actually am related to Henry the 8th so yeah I'm basically part of the royal fam
Me: Oh yeah well I am crown prince of __________ (name of my apartment complex), let's join kingdoms
Don't know where "I feel honored" came from. Was trying to tease sarcastically.