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    Default Hilarious Shit Test from Possible Stripper

    Ok, so my profile says:

    "Don’t message me if you're a Stripper, an escort, an accountant, or a Sagittarius—like I said above, some things just aren't meant to be."

    Then I get the response:

    "This is the unfortunate time where I have to say that you seem really awesome but point out that I am one of the dealbreakers listed in your profile. I dance in very little clothing for money. Also worth pointing out that I enjoy it."

    Possible responses include calling her out since it doesn't seem true, but who knows. Or possibly going with there more like guidelines (seems a little beta to me).

    Help? haha

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    Default Re: Hilarious Shit Test from Possible Stripper

    i would reply with "no way, your not trashy enough to be a Stripper." i realize its not a typical response, but thats what i would go with
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    Default Re: Hilarious sh1t Test from Possible Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by daltonbrayall View Post
    i would reply with "no way, your not trashy enough to be a Stripper." i realize its not a typical response, but thats what i would go with
    Thanks bud! I like that one, but I had already gone with this:

    "As for "dancing in very little clothing for money," being the suave lawyer that I am, you'll notice that I said "Don't message me." Fortunately for you, I messaged you. So you won't have to rid yourself of my awesomeness at this juncture (plus, it's the accountants that I'm really trying to weed out)."

    Got a great response back too!

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    Default Re: Hilarious Shit Test from Possible Stripper

    aha i love it, that works way better, i didnt realize you messaged her or that you were a lawyer. great job and i dont think your at all overstating how sauve you are hahaha. perfect.
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    Default Re: Hilarious sh1t Test from Possible Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by daltonbrayall View Post
    aha i love it, that works way better, i didnt realize you messaged her or that you were a lawyer. great job and i dont think your at all overstating how sauve you are hahaha. perfect.
    Haha. Sorry for the confusion. I hadn't sent anything when I wrote the op, but as I was waiting for a reply this wonderful line came into my head. Thanks again for the help.

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    Default Re: Hilarious Shit Test from Possible Stripper

    not a problem bro, glad you can handle yourself
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    Default Re: Hilarious Shit Test from Possible Stripper

    How did this turn out? Did you get a good convo going?

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    Default Re: Hilarious Shit Test from Possible Stripper

    Yea, I had a great convo going. But I think she was full of shit because the moment I moved for a meetup or her digits she went MIA.
    "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

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    Default Re: Hilarious Shit Test from Possible Stripper

    Yea I can imagine the flake rate online is pretty high. When I was full AFC a year ago I tried eharmony and messaged this gorgeous girl and we had a really nice chat going for 2 weeks then she just stopped responding...weak sauce. I have a pof profile now...cant hurt to drag a lure in the water...

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    Default Re: Hilarious sh1t Test from Possible Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by Flyboy86 View Post
    Yea I can imagine the flake rate online is pretty high. When I was full AFC a year ago I tried eharmony and messaged this gorgeous girl and we had a really nice chat going for 2 weeks then she just stopped responding...weak sauce. I have a pof profile now...cant hurt to drag a lure in the water...
    Yep, this is my feeling towards online dating. Have a profile in case, but don't let it consume your time. And IT WILL consume your time if you let it.
    "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."


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