I opened up this HB10 on POF with a generic opener, had a few sh*t tests but kept going, but failed on the N-close. Please help and give me some advice on what to do better next time.
Me: You seem like an adventurous person by your profile, if you had the chance, would you go swimming with sharks? (She had pictures of her going mudding which lead me to the adventure)
Her: Would but I can't swim lol
Me: That's ok, we could probably put little arm floaties on and all you would have to do is look down. My name is sagu, what's yours?
Her: Arm floats.... pooh can I get them in pink!!!! Oh god I can't wait.... lmfao
Me: Typical girl, pink floats. I think Walmart sells some. Would you pet the shark? ( I did this to move on from my first failure of asking her name. Maybe needed to build more comfort)
Her: H*ll ya I would
Me: I think they would make awesome pets. I would name on Tiger and the other one Simba. Weird huh? I would teach them to do tricks like dolphins would. So whats your name shark petter?
Her: Everyone calls me jen city. (Hiding something?)
Me: Nice to meet you jen city. Everybody calls me crane guy. You have some awesome muddin pics, is that your truck?
Her: Well ive sold both bronco n silver ado ... sry while I go cry over them.........
Me: Aww, you poor thing. It must be tough to lose something that close to you! Did you give them a going away party?
Her: I drank my sorrows away for many notes..... wwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh
Me: Eh, I thought I heard a whaaaaammmbulance going by. But I guess in life, there are new beginnings. This truck will come in your life, and rock your socks off. You will forget about bronco and silver ado, and be all over the new truck. Maybe fall in love.
Her: What kinda truck n r u talkn in code to me...... (possible sh*t test)
Me: Hmm, depends if you are a dodge, chevy or ford type of girl?
Her: Well what u got
Me: A dodge, but its not really a truck. A mid-size SUV. It gets me from point A to be, and still has some class to it.
Her: Bahahahahahaha (Don't understand this)
Me: Haha, it has some mileage on it. Runs well for the mileage it has. What type of car you have?
Her: Ford ranger is my daily driver y
Me: Stick or automatic?
Her: Auto :-(
Me: Why so sad? You like driving a stick?
Her: Ive always had 5 speeds till two years ago
Me: My first ford ranger when I was in high school was a stick. They were fun to drive but a b*tch on icy roads and hills. It seems like the sticks are going out. Truly sad.
Her: I agree it is sad I love them
Me: Most kids these days do not even know how to drive a stick. Although I did screw up one time and shifted from 3rd to 1st. Screwed up my engine really bad. Never did that again.
Her: Ha ha ha ha dats funny sry
Me. I was being an idiot and trying to do a scratch, cost me some $$$ to replace plus I was out of a vehicle for a good week. Lesson learned
Well Jen city, it was nice talking to you. I got to catch some sleep. I had fun chatting with you, you keep the conversation interesting and witty which is an A+ in my book. Maybe I can give you a call and we could race our vehicles, a dodge vs a ford? Place your bets!
Her: Um I lose on race nite nite
I didn't respond back. My n-closed failed. Really pretty girl. So if I can get some advice on the pros and cons of my conversation, it would be great. I am still a newb at online dating and PUA.