Please comment on this message to send to a potential match (I used some suggestions from this thread):
ONE WET NOODLE is what my BRAIN feels like after spending HOURS of intense scrutiny of your profile. I finally came to the conclusion that, after HOURS of studying your profile, I don't know a DANG THING about you, except that we might LIKE each other VERY MUCH. Why? Who knows? I know we will never find out until we take the first step together.
This message is my 1/2 of the first step. Now, your 1/2 of the first step is to...you already know, so come on - DO IT .
If you want, read my silly profile or not. I don't want you spending hours over my profile, so just look at my photos to save time.