My opener: Do you have a job?
I'm looking for a woman who can cook and pay the bills while I spend all day playing video games. It helps that you enjoy cooking.
I like bacon. Keep that in mind.
I think I not only meet but exceed your qualifications. I only ask two things in return.
1 - You would be responsible for opening all jars, destroying all spiders and/or other unwelcome house guests, and giving me compliments on a daily basis such as I look pretty and my bacon tastes better than any other bacon in the whole world.
2 - In the summer I will need you to take occasional breaks from the video games to bring me drinks while I lay out by our pool.
If you're interested in the position, we should set up an interview.
So i have a general idea that she is qualifying to me and also playing along with this, but cant seem to know or have an idea on how to respond to this any thoughts? or ag eneral rule for this type or responses?