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    monoposto is offline PUA Forums Respected Contributor
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    Default Knock knock opener.....

    I've used this one before, but didn't get much of a funny follow up to it. Any ideas?

    I was thinking:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

    Or

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Norma Lee.
    Norma Lee who?
    Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to say hi to you!

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    Default Re: Knock knock opener.....

    ive been useing this opener recently alot. and i get great results. i would try this one instead.

    knock knock
    whos there?
    its the NYPD open up lol
    -response-
    you've been accused of a crime

    then you could improvise with the response you get.and try to build up with police references. ofcourse the police department should be related to where you live. and 'ALWAYS' put a smiley at the end of this opener like my example, it creates a more of playful text then a simple boring "knock knock". it has worked for me well within these 3 weeks. beware sometimes the person will give you a completely different response than "whos there" or even not get the joke at all which you could then poke fun for that. hope this helps

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    metalmulisha is offline PUA Forums Respected Contributor
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    Default Re: Knock knock opener.....

    ive been useing this opener recently alot. and i get great results. i would try this one instead.

    knock knock
    whos there?
    its the NYPD open up lol
    -response-
    you've been accused of a crime

    then you could improvise with the response you get.and try to build up with police references. ofcourse the police department should be related to where you live. and 'ALWAYS' put a smiley at the end of this opener like my example, it creates a more of playful text then a simple boring "knock knock". it has worked for me well within these 3 weeks. beware sometimes the person will give you a completely different response than "whos there" or even not get the joke at all which you could then poke fun for that. hope this helps

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    Default Re: Knock knock opener.....

    What would you say if they didn't text back?

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    Default Re: Knock knock opener.....

    Quote Originally Posted by BigM View Post
    What would you say if they didn't text back?
    "Seems like somebody knocked on heaven's door "?


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