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    Default College Confessions Page DHV

    Recently, there's been this new trend that has fired up around many different colleges in my area: college confessions. Basically, it's a place where people can go and anonymously post embarrassing experiences and what they think about certain people or things. Alongside this, it has also been used to flirt and confess feelings for people.

    I decided to burn up my one confession with an alcohol-related story. It never got posted, but that isn't the focus of this post. The focus is on a confession that someone else posted. It is directly targeted at me, and it goes like this:

    "Dear Swagman, I think your fashion and humor are awesome! Love, a shy fangirl. PS, can you start wearing your scarves again? I miss them!!!"

    I frankly don't care if it is true or not. By the way, the girl did misspell my last name . What I am aiming to do here is to demonstrate higher value to the hundreds of people who see this. I was thinking something like "I don't grant anonymous requests, but a popular request may cause me to break them out". Any other ideas?
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    Default Re: College Confessions Page DHV

    To the last one, I had just commented "[last name spelled incorrectly]... Eh, it's close enough". The comment got a few likes, but nothing more than that.

    Guess what, though: Got another one.

    Someone saw me perform magic tricks for this little girl the other day, and here's what popped up on the college confessions page:

    "The other day, I saw this guy go over to a little crying girl, and he started to perform magic tricks for her. The look of pure joy on her face was priceless. Magic Man, please be the father of my children!"

    This one is racking up popularity fast, and I want to hit it and give myself some high standing right here. I was thinking of a comment along the lines of "Sorry Sweetie, but Magic Man does not grant anonymous requests". Thoughts or suggestions?
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    Default Re: College Confessions Page DHV

    Quote Originally Posted by Swagman View Post
    This one is racking up popularity fast, and I want to hit it and give myself some high standing right here. I was thinking of a comment along the lines of "Sorry Sweetie, but Magic Man does not grant anonymous requests". Thoughts or suggestions?
    This reminds me I need to start practising my coin tricks again.. you could also go with something like; "to book the amazing Swagman for your private function contact our sales team (me) showings subject to availability, terms and conditions apply"
    "The best is yet to come, and babe wont that be fine." - Sinatra

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    Default Re: College Confessions Page DHV

    That's a pretty good one that I didn't think about. I had actually looked into the "How did you do that thread" and I came up with "Sorry Sweetie, but Magic Man's powers need to recharge before his next feat". That one got some attention.

    I got another shoutout about me and my car. It said "To the man in the white convertible pt cruiser, please take me away in your chariot". I commented on that one "There is room on the White Stallion for you anonymous princess ". My goal with these, I have formulated, is to directly flirt with the poster, while being humorous at the same time. Those kinds of comments usually yield the best results in terms of likes and such.
    "There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time." - Malcolm X

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    Default Re: College Confessions Page DHV

    The magic man needs to get to know you a little better first. The magic man needs to be taken out to dinner first.


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