Howdy y'all! I'd be much obliged if you gave me your thoughts and feelings about my profile. I can't post the photos, but I've been told I have a great variety.
Header: "He's dope on a rope" - Chuck Norris
About me: Here I sit at the computer, puzzled at the lack of ability for words to describe a person like me. But I'll do my best.
I aspire to be the first American to ever kill a Chupacabra and make a menu item out of it. Bacon cheese Chupaburger. Think of the millions that will generate! Then I would live on one of those houses on stilts in the surf on a Tahiti beach. Of course until a posse of bully sharks starts making fun of us and calling us names like "shark-bait" and "juicy limbs". That would ruin my fun, so I would fly back to the USA where we have American values. 'Merica!
Okay, enough horseplay. My favorite bands are Skrillex, Incubus, Macklemore, Tupac, David Guetta, and some Flo Rida. I've been trying to get into country, but it's slow going. I am going to school to become an accountant. I want to be behind the scenes watching what makes a business successful or unsuccessful, and be a part of a team that makes them succeed.
I like to watch South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons (only the old episodes though), Trailer Park Boys, and Futurama. I don't play video games unless I'm at my buddies' house.
I like a girl that loves to flirt and tease and roll her eyes and give me as much of a hard time as I might give her. That way, it doesn't matter if we're at a coffee shop or watching a movie at home: we will have fun and not take life too seriously. I love hair and perfume. I'm a sucker for shorter hair, but if you have long hair I won't count you out. I also admire a girl that isn't afraid to hit the gym and keep herself in good shape. But that's not the most important thing to me, it's just an added bonus.
First Date: If at a coffee shop, it must be a combination you have never tried before. Like passion fruit white chocolate. If we're playing pool, I may or may not smack your cue during your turn. If you wear a scrunchy on your wrist, there is a 99% chance that I will pull it and let it go *snap*.
If I find out you lived in Idaho during any portion of your life, prepare to be made fun of. If I find out that you don't like Top Gun, prepare to have your wrist slapped. If you have ever had water with your cereal because you ran out of milk, know that it will never work out between us.