Hello dudes. Recently I've trying to incorporate some T-Mal science on my game texts and started to incorporate some of my own old thing... which is, to play with words.
Here is a kinda generic conversation I had with a girl I haven't seen for years... I'm seeking some advice... as in, if my texts are needy, supplicating, beta, and what can be improved.
I wanna show you my mucho appreciato!
Here it goes (facebook btw):
Me: hi, yesterday at (some disco) while I was shaking my body in a ritual some people call "dance", I noticed a girl, who was wearing black clothes, doing the exact same thing, who vaguely remembered me of you
Her: loool, it's very possible, I was there and wearing black clothes too!
Me: so it was you! next time I see you I'm going to tell you to do the harlem shake of our old school ahah
Her: looooool, my god... I didn't see you in ages!
Me: well, now I'm confuse, tell me you are the girl who was a friend of boy x and girl y (my friends, I was really confused here mates)
Her: yes, you're right!
Me: it was a good night, we heard brazilian music and kizomba and some people from my group exchanged rough cuddling with people from other group
Her: I liked the night too! hey, I didn't see that! was there any trouble??
Me: what, you didn't notice? we can't count on you to be a bodyguard girl!
Her: I really didn't see... were you that close to me?
Me: it was near the stairs. I was at them dancing with a spanish girl, some people threw them off, then a girl from my group went there and... the girl wrestling began, but a friend of mine and me separated them and everything was ok.
Her: jesus! bitch fight! xD I didn't see that, because I was in front of the DJ looking to another way
Me: when I saw you you were with a badass face, you would be good to be the officer in law there ;(
Her: looool... it was only the face that was badass
Me: I found funny that guys were laughing and not actually trying to separate them
Her: when I see confusion I run away! yeah, there is a bunch of people who find it funny to see girls fighting
Me: yeah, men are lost in translation, that's why I'm beginning a gay ritual... I'm about to do an internship with a gay monk in Tibet
Her: looooooooooooooooooo ooooooool
I agree, I just find it ilogic from you, but you're the one who knows what you want
Me: logic is boring well you made me remember a friend of mine who went with me to the coffee last week. when we arrived there, I told the waitress "hey, I'm gay, do you think my friend has the potential to be a top model?"
and I winked to reassure, you know...
Her: bullshit, you didn't have the guts
Me: you have no idea...
you'll be my senior counsellor on the gay matter (her name), and we should exchange words more often, however now I gotta go. we'll talk later, kiss*
Her: loool, you can count on me!!! xD
bye bye, kiss