Right now I don't have a picture on mine but I probably wouldn't post it here anyway. Ok so here's most of my profile on POF(plenty of fish):
Headline(title): Grab me soon. Only one left in stock!
Intent: wants to date but nothing serious
Ethnicity: Caucasion Capricorn with no hair (this is not true since I am an Aries and not Capricorn but they won't let me change it(another reason I'm not a big fan of this site).
Profession: Computers (close enough.Lol)
Longest relationship: over three years (not technically true but I didn't want to keep it as under one year since that doesn't sound good. I did have an online relationship with a woman I never met in person that lasted probably over three years and we did talk on the phone so close enough. Lol)
Interests: music, outdoors, fun, excitement, sex
About me: ( I admit this will need a lot of tweaking especially since it's not about me. LOL)
You can send me a message if you want as long as you are a fun and cool person but I can't guarantee anything will come out of it or that I will even get back to you.
I am on here looking for someone to spend some quality time with. I would like to meet a good, down to earth, high quality woman who is honest, sincere, fun and intelligent. You should be independent, happy, emotionally stable and willing to be yourself and genuine. I'm not interested in games unless they are consensual.
I'm not interested in you if:
you refer to people as "weird," "strange" "losers" or any other negative terms.
You flick cigarette butts out of your car window.
You say the word "aint" or other improper grammar. I'm not mr. English professor and don't always speak perfect but I think some words are just annoying and sound bad.
You have a potty mouth. Swearing once in a while is ok especially if you are angry but some people over do it.
You think you are better than other people
You refer to yourself as "attractive." To me this is unattractive. THen again I like a very modest and humble kind of woman.
You think you are a princess and expect a man to spoil you even though you barely know him.
Everything else is pretty much fair game
It depends on what we agree on. Hopefully something where we can get to know each other a bit better like nude sunbathing or skinny dipping. Meeting for a cup of coffee or tea or whatever is usually a safe bet too. I am flexible even though I suck at yoga.
Ok, please tell me what you think can stay and what you think should go. I like about maybe 1/3 of it including my title and first date. The about me section admittedly sucks though.
Please give me your honest opinion without making personal attacks or insults directed at me. Thanks.