This HB I have been facebook IMing for the past 2 days now & so far here's what we have.
Me: Ok you accepted ny friend request, so I know you can trusted. Now on to plan our bank heist.
HB: Hahaha yea uhm, about that... I happen to be busy. Sorry pal.
Me: Hey whatever, buddy. Its ok anyway, you're a brunette.... nothing but trouble.
HB: Pfft you don't know the half of it.
HB: Just kidding! I'm innocent
Me: Haha! That's what they all say. You probably "don't take long to get ready" either.
HB: Actually I don't even prepare myself for school lol. I look like a bum everyday.
Me: Schools beat anyway. Somedays I don't even wear pants.
HB: Hahahaha same, I free ball it.
Me: I thought I noticed a bulge in your pants.... You're names really Mate, isn't it?
HB: Well, Nathaniel, but Nate for sort of course.
Me: You'll never believe what just happened....
Me: First I had ice cream, then I had Primanti Bros., the olive garden dessert... & then ice cream again. SUCKEEERRR!
HB: .... go f*ck yourself.
HB: I love ice cream more than anything
HB: Hahahaha I'm soo jealous.
Me: Don't even get me started on ice cream. That was my favorite dessert first....
HB: Hahaha I love ice cream! Thanks for taking me, ya big jerk!
Me: Easy sassy pants, we have to message some more first. Just so I can make sure you're not crazy.
HB: Haha well... I mean I am a little crazy.
Ok so that's what's up. How are my messages & how are her reactions? I feel like everything is going well, but I always love opinions. Also, what should I say back?