So, when I ask a girl where are you from? And they reply Russia this is my current response :
Ahhh, Russia the place where people put rugs on their walls. That's cool. I don't understand why y'all do that the only things I can come up with is that when you get a hangover you roll up in the rug like a cocoon and start
hibernating. Or perhaps y'all are too dirt poor to afford a painting so you just put a rug there.
It's pretty good; but as the title says I could use a better one.