Re: Is this a good text opener?
I always liked the "I just saw your twin" opener. It's done me well. But you really should break it up. You're revealing the entire thing in one text. Suck her into it by revealing only a little at a time. It has a much more powerful effect.
You: I met your twin today!
You: Cute little Latina girl with bright red hair.
Her: Lol. Ok. I'm sure I was cuter/ Lol was she cuter?/ Lol ok
You: She was a lot cooler than you though
Her: Lol shut up/ Lol shut up. How?/ Lol no way. I'm way cooler.
She could just say "whatever" to the entire thing. But at that point there's other issues going on and not just the text itself that would be the problem.
"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."