Well I've been working on some text openers, convo starter/escalation and sexual escalation so please give me your opinion:

"Matilda is on!!! You bring the milk and I'll bring the chocolate chip cookies lol we'll make our own bootleg Oreo cookies .... Don't tell no one though shh"

I made this one because it can be used in any position and easy to transition from standard to sexual. ( cut it into segments really helps get the message through instead of just texting the whole message in one thread. I learned that the hard way when I first made it up and used it.