Re: Rate my profile please
Bleh, looks like I just read a poorly written diary
To start this profile renovation, let me ask you this: if you were to give a recommendation about yourself, would it be bad? Of course not! You want it to be as great as you possibly can. Why then would you say then that you have bad qualities about you? That's what I interpret when I read "Here's the bad".
Another issue I have is with the bottom paragraph. Basically telling girls to go screw themselves if their humor is not to your liking is like telling them to not even bother with you. Don't say anything that implies that a certain crowd of people should not even bother with you. If you do, then nobody will.
The length of this is also monstrous. I would try to keep it at one paragraph maximum. After you're all done identifying the negatives I point out and the positives you should keep, then you should have no problem narrowing it down to the finest of the fine.
That 1-2-3 part that you have, remove all of that. It's all negativity that aims to drive people away. If there's anything that a girl may say or do that will make you say "Get the f*ck out", then leave that for them to figure out. Your profile should be interesting and funny, not covered in signs that says "No Trespassing".
In addition, your profile should aim to invite women to interact with you. If your profile shows you as an interesting man with a promise for more, then they will want more.
Overall, the only thing I would keep is the first paragraph. You can delete the first sentence above that, and you can trim and edit it up given what I have said and told you to get rid of. Add a little zest to the paragraph, and make it a little less stand-offish. That alone will be more than good enough to make a substantial difference in who messages you and not.
"There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time." - Malcolm X