So, I've been talking to this girl on OkCupid for maybe a good 3 days started with a random canned opening; she pretty cool and what not but I'm finding it difficult to get past her "b*tch shields". Any suggestions?
Me: Do you have a job? I need someone to take care of me while I play video games all day.
Her: That'll cost you $30/Hr
Me: Hmmmm that's a bit pricey. How do you feel about pizza?
Her: Not into it as a method of payment. Not even to help a friend move.
Me: Haha I mean in general how do you feel about pizza
Her: I don't have feelings toward it. I feel like we are platonic acquaintances at best.
Me: Like you were hanging out with Pinot Noir one night at the bar and Pizza came up and was like "OMG Pino! I haven't seen you since like high school! We totally need to catch up." And then you kinda just got roped into a boring 3 hour long conversation about how Pizza married her HS sweet heart Cheese Stick and they had 4 kids and moved to the 'burbs blah blah blah?
Her: Pretty Much