I graduated high school recently and there was a cute younger girl in my school who I never talked to, except on the last day. We started talking over Facebook, and from what I could gather she seemed into me. When I tried to calibrate I noticed she really liked to pump herself up, so I used a neg to deflate her a little bit so she wouldn't think she held frame. Her reactions throughout the convo are so hot and cold I completely uncalibrated, and thats thrown me off.
- Woahhh don't appreciate being poked, fingers hurt you know
HB: Woahwoah, you hurt me first. Clearly you started this poking war okay.
- Yeah but you have nails, I don't.. It's like me tickling you lightly across the side then you decide to cut my ribs out of my body hahaha
HB: Idk not that you're stronger than me or anything like that. You could probably do some damage with those pokes of yours.
- Be as it may I potentially could bench press you, I'm actually as soft and gentle as a teddy bear
Besides, only good things come from my pokes
HB: My pokes are pretty special too. Please buddy i could bench press you.
- Magical things come from mine, what are your's special ability? Hahahahahaha I would love to see that
HB: What are you a magician? Hmm i dont you can handle it. Ahaha idk yaa know i wouldnt want to show off or anything.
- I think your missing a few words there, try again little one Some girls tell me so, I just like to think I always have a few tricks up my sleeve
- HB: Umm dont call me little, Remember i can bench you. Aha it's my phone, it's pretty messed up. Lol like what?
- ahhh so dreaming is your special ability I'm not one to kiss and tell, but things you haven't experienced before
HB:maybe i have experienced your special ability, that you wont tell me.
- Hahaha if you believe you have, then dont take my word for it. I just think its better to judge after the experience rather then before
HB:Okay ahah ill take your word for it.
- Listening to your elders, maybe you aren't such a brat after all
HB: Woah calm down you're not even that much older than me okayy. Oh you thought i was a brat:/ thankss
It's not necessarily a bad thing, your just fun to tease Age doesn't really matter to me
HB:Thanks you're so nice! Still im not much younger.
Fine, tell me your age then dorkbutt hahaha
HB:Kay goof. I think you know what grade im in, figure it out since you're like a magician.
Calm down there (: can't call me that until you've seen a magic trick hahaha
Im off to Ontario tomorrow for nationals so im off, shoot me a text ******** your fun to talk to
HB: I dont want to see until you tell me what it is. Umm i hate texting ppl first. Text me (: 6*****
btw nationals for what?
text me to find out (:
HB omg you're real stubborn.
So I ended up texting her first, after waiting a little bit
Hahaha sometimes I can be. Sailing nationals
HB: Sometimes... No im kidding, you texted me first thats a good sign. You're a sailor and a magician damnn boy ;* aha i didnt even know that had that.
I do alright. Fun fact: It's the only Olympic sport that you can be drunk while doing. What type of sports are you into?
---> Just realized that text probably killed it a little bit.. thoughts?
HB:Im sorry like what do you do? I dont really get it. You actually do it while getting drunk? Im more into kickboxing.
Im taking boxing lessons once I move up to uni in a few weeks! You race around a course, which is a bit more difficult then it sounds, you have to be able to predic things like wind, waves, current, and tide.
Dont get me into it though or I may end up boring you for hours hahhaha
HB:Its fascinating not boring okayy.
Ever been sailing?
HB: No only like motor boats
Hahaha you sound like a fan of motorboating
HB: ahaha omg you're actually sick.
What, I'm just saying getting a little wet is fun hahaha
Everybody likes splash fights
HB: Idk you seem to be enjoying it more than me
---->WTF This threw me off
Eh I guess you not as fun as I thought then
HB: oh okay thanks
Hahaha your cute tell me about your kick boxing
HB: Ahh lol dont call me cute, I hate itt! um well im pretty good, i could probs kick your ass <3
Sorry to break it to you but there is no way you could kick my ass OMG I just had the best pasta ever...
HB: Im pretty sure I could sailor ;D yeah no one cares. Kidding <3 What kind of pasta was it?
Think again Jackie chan, you wouldnt know what hit you!! This Italian fettuccini with blah blah blah
HB: Woah you would really hit me. Thanks, very nice of you. Does sound good, where did you get that?
Nah im more of a tickler hahaha. Im not giving you my secret resturant locations, you could be a spy!
HB: I dont like beign tickled and im not to blame for anything that I do. Yea because you know im really creepy like that. Lool please dont flatter yourself, now tell me.
---> ANOTHER WTF
Ask nicely Jackie No your accontable for everything you do, that way you only have yoruself to blame when I kick your ass.
HB: No im not accountable. They are tickle me so its their fault. You wish you could kick me ass.
Somebodys eager to fight me hahaha, I'm totally calling you "spunky" for now on. Is kickboxing a passion for you or just a way to keep fit?
HB: No I refuese to be called that, i dont like that. No i really enjoy it, but I also really enjoy staying fit.
Really, what about it do you enjoy
HB: Well my instructure is pretty good looking, I enjoy that. idk p i like learning different techniques, and not being a wimp!
I remember back when I did Judo the best feeling was when you caught somebody on a new move! Their expression afterwards= priceless
HB: Where did you go? and like why dont you do it anymore?
Mostly time constraints with my aprents and school, I still used a form of it in wrestling so im not out of practice.
I think everybody should know how to fight one way or another
3 DAYS LATER
Hey Jackie Chan what type of trouble have you been up to?
HB: Im a fricken angel.
Sounds boring. Getting into trouble is much more fun (:
HB: So now im boring
My lax team is having a rookie party tonight, feel free to tag along