I've been on POF and OkCupid for AGES. I keep updating and changing my profiles so as to keep them interesting.. The other night I was having a pretty dark moment, feeling pretty negative towards the whole thing.. So I changed it up from a loooong write up (which I freely admit I pilfered from a pua forum some time ago) to something short and sweet, added a photo that my friend took of me (which has been getting a lot of likes and comments on Facebook) and well.. Let me know what you think!
The POF profile
gentleman by day
philosopher by night
pervert by choice
rebel by fate.
I'm here to meet hot and interesting babes, and chew bubblegum.
..And I'm all out of bubblegum.
If you're lucky enough to catch me, our first date would most likely be walking around somewhere nice, because I need distractions to save me from my ADD.
Plus it gives me a chance to tell you about myself. And if we have time maybe something about you too.
Old write up (which had varied success)
Believe it or not, I have an actual social life outside of the internet.. I'm just on here to make more friends, as one can never have enough random internet acquaintances..
now before y'all get shocked into submission by my epic profile, I'll warn you that I actually live in Brisbane for most of the year, but I visit NP an awful lot for family. You know, whenever my private jet pack isn't getting tweaked in the workshop, or my shark-powered watercraft isn't running low on sharks. which happens to be fairly frequent.
I'm one of those incredibly lucky, handsome and modest guys who wound up finding the perfect job, and look forward to going every day. except on my days off, that would be pushing it a little too far. One day I look forward to travelling, taking my skills with me around the world, making people happy and generally being super fantastic awesome. Of which I have no control over. Whats my job? You'll have to message me to find out. and to make sure you're paying attention, the codewords you are to use are "the salmon are swimming upstream early this year", to which I'll reply "what the hell are you talking about salmon for?"
I read. A lot. call me a nerd, call me a geek, call me every day after you meet me, its all the same to me. I don't have any particular authors that I love, but I do read from a wide range of genres. Bonus points for you if you know what a genre is. I'm also a ridiculously fanatic bike fanatic (fanatically), and have this incredible but completely useless skill of being able to tell you the make and model of most bikes by the exhaust note, or shape of the headlight or tail end. Classy.
So congratulations if you've read this far without swooning from my awesomeness, now you're allowed to message me. make it short and sweet and for extra bonus points, include a picture of yourself with a pancake on your head. ciao!
The important characteristics I'm looking for:
Girls who know what they want, and aren't afraid to get it. Also, freckles are seriously cute.
Someone who can handle level 9 awesomeness (had to dial it down, too many heads were exploding) and some crazy hangouts involving guns, 6 piece chicken packs and sitting in a carpark somewhere recounting the evening.